Swedish Military Vs USA Military

I found this Swedish military shit on YouTube. Funny funny funny. It lists an American military commercial and a Swedish military commercial.



Here is a Swedish anti-tank weapon in action... holy moose meatballs!



People in the military may be tough but they look silly to us civvies. Why does every move involve either putting your head or hands on the genitalia of another man? Just get a hotel room for chrissakes.



Last and least here is a couple frumpy woman and a hot Swedish girl talking about how Sweden is not all neutrality and free day care. I didn't know before this that Saab made grenade launchers. I hope they are not as quirky as the cars are - or people are going to blow themselves up. Also whoever made this video.. nice job on the audio sync lol. As for Sweden making weapons while they haven't been to war in 200 years... yes it's a bit of a hypocritical shame. However Sweden has the second highest standard of living in the world ( after Norway which is basically the same thing as Sweden but with mountains and oil wells ) so they must be doing something right.

Swedes Are Aliens

I knew it!

" In November 1989 a 'completely terrified' woman contacted RAF Wattisham in Suffolk to report her close encounter with a man claiming to be an alien.

She said she met the fair-haired man with a Scandinavian-type accent as she walked her dog on a sports field.

He told her crop circles were caused by others like him who had travelled to Earth and that the purpose of his visit was friendly. "

Read the rest...

Swedish Idol ( yes they make that )

Happy 2009... For those of you who are sick of watching The Israelis bomb the fuck out of Gaza, here are some of my favorite Swedish Idol moments:

This is a real pimply-ass gangsta from the hood...



I don't know what this is but it's hilarious...



Kurt Cobain could learn a thing or two from this girl...

Swedish woman throws up on live TV

You would never see this on QVC back in the States. For those who don't speak Swedish, she blames her on-air vomiting on PMS...

Primal Scream and Spiritualized Coming To Stockholm

Just when I thought Stockholm was hopeless in terms of music, we are getting Primal Scream and Spiritualized playing within a month of each other... at the awesome venue Berns no less.

Hope to see you there... it will give me an opportunity to jump around like an idiot and celebrate how much I love life. Until the next morning of course.