Monday, February 25, 2008

I HATE THE SWEDISH ALPHABET




I hate the Swedish alphabet.

Who do they think they are to fuck with a perfectly good English alphabet?

I hate the Swedish alphabet.

It causes havoc whenever I try to make a website in Swedish. All the weird characters end up looking like insane chicken scratch or ?'s

I hate the Swedish alphabet.

I still like the girls still, though.

I hate the Swedish alphabet.

My last name begins with a 'Z'. I got used to being last. Now Magnus Österberg is last.

I hate the Swedish alphabet.

They didn't officially add the 'W' until 2005! It's only in the name of yer own country for chrissakes!

I hate the Swedish government.

Ooops I meant to say 'alphabet'.

I hate the occasional Freudian slip.

But not as much as I hate the Swedish alphabet.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

No, our country's name is Sverige.

Sloth said...

9 million people call it Sverige... 5.91 billion call it Sweden.

Anonymous said...

Hey man, the swedish language is awesome, it's a filter keeping the stupid out. It proven stupid people can only memorize 26 numbers. The extra 3 makes us.