I'm Skiing Drunk in France While You're Working

Went skiing last week in Megève, France with Linda, Svenja, and Ben. We drank all day and all night and ate everything expensive and fattening we saw.



Here is a photo of lunch at 2,000 meters.



And one of lovely Linda as well in a sexy ski pose.



Svenja and Ben are pretty sexy too considering they have like 5 kids and work as financial analysts in the City. How the fuck do they do it?



But they are not as sexy as me! Look how beat/literary I look in this bar chatting up the chalet girls.



And finally here is me again drinking at noon and eating soupe a l'onion. My Mom tells I'm the handsomest sloth in the world. I say it's more fun to drink and eat than ski.