Monday, January 08, 2007

Merry New Year



All hail the Axe Anti-Hangover Shower Gel, without which I wouldn't be alive today.

No really. New Year's lasted long into the night. I met lot's of new people and partied all night. I want to say that New Years in Sweden kicks the shit out of New Year's in the States. People really get into fireworks and drinking here. You could die with all the amateur displays out there.

In effect it's like 1,000 mini fireworks displays happening all at the same time all over the city. No firemen, no police, no barges like in the States. The best thing to do is to get high (in elevation!) and watch in awe. It lasts all night, really.

For people who like to explode things and kill and maim so much, The USA has some some pussy fireworks laws (and thus displays) in comparison. Viewing one of them would lead you to believe it was a civilized country. Probably the fireworks laws got passed in the 70's when Carter was in power and all the Republicans were either on quaaludes or devilishly planning the Reagan years.

One Swede told me that fireworks were the only good use for gun powder and it's fitting that the USA would ban them from the public. Ha ha. Merry New Year. May it be the best one yet for drinking, smoking, and screwing. And the worst one yet for hangovers and killing and maiming (fat chance).

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Yeah, well you just better be glad I don't have your bleedin' phone number else I'd call you when I was drunk out of my mind. I'm off work today because of the snow, isn't that cute? And in the meantime the Democrats are actually going kick Dubya to the curb cause (children's playground mime) nah nah nah nah nah! Dems have the majority now! NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH fuckin' bastard pieces of Christian conservative trash! TOO FUCKIN BAD THAT GODDMAN DEMS ARE IN POWER!! INcluding Washington State Senator Patty Murray (who DID NOT, I repeat DID NOT vote for the Iraq war in the first place!!!! Unlike that bitch Hillary Clinton!!) and she (Murray) is now in the Defense committee of the Senate now so we are going to whoop butt baby!! She is part of the group that CONTROL THE POWER OF THE PURSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BRING THE GODDAMN TROOPS HOME NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And FUCK BUSH UP THE ARSE!!!

- marky

Anonymous said...

70% of Americans against this war now!! You hear me???